The Word of doG

1. In the beginning was Nothing, verily, not even a dish for food.
2. And doG barked. And the Nothing brought forth the Great Big Ball.
3. And doG barked again. And the Great Big Ball brought forth trees and lamp-posts, and fire-hydrants and a multitude of interesting smells.
4. And doG barked, saying "Let there be Lady dogs and Gentleman dogs, and let them sniff each other's behinds, and multiply, and be fruitful, that the Great Big Ball shall be full of waggy tails".