Twain Shalle Be One Flessh

• I should have listened to Mooder. You're never going to putte thatte bookcase up, are you?


• Oh leve yt out! They're not doing any harme here, are they?


• How am I ever going to ynvite anyboddie in for a coffee? they take one looke and see your pile of books and the next thinge they're askynge me if I can rede theryn. As yf!


• Alright, I'll go have a word with Giles Forrester about getting some plankes and stuff


• No, on seconde thoghts! You just move them into your studdie so I've got somewhere to put dinner.


• Alright sweetherte. What we having tonight?


• You aske me thatte everich night and I tell you the same thinge everich night. Pottage.


• Againe? Butte faith! yt ys the thrid night thys weeke we've hadde pottage. What do you spend the houskeepyng on?


• Verily! I sholde mak you doe the shoppynge then maybe you'll see how farre five pense farthinge goes